A New Yorker’s critical evaluation of Monday’s solar eclipse has gained significant traction online, with his assertion that the event was ‘excessively overhyped’ and deserving of only three out of five stars.
Individuals around the country left their homes and jobs to view this celestial show, with some traveling cross-country to position themselves in the path of totality, which occurs when the moon completely obscures the sun for several minutes.
However, for the individual known as Tyreak Told You on TikTok, this extraordinary cosmic occurrence failed to meet his expectations, leaving him feeling unfulfilled and deeming it a ‘major waste of time.’
He proceeded to assign blame for the hyperbole surrounding the ‘disappointing eclipse’ to various parties, including the media, meteorologists, and conspiracy theorists, whom he held accountable for inflating anticipations.
In ancient times, diverse cultures interpreted eclipses as mystical phenomena.
For instance, in ancient China, it was believed that a solar eclipse signified a celestial dragon assaulting and consuming the sun. Similarly, ancient Hindus viewed eclipses as instances when celestial demons consumed the nectar of benevolent deities.
Nonetheless, Tyreak’s reaction was less enthusiastic.
Expecting a surge in his chakras and the acquisition of superhuman abilities, he expressed his disappointment when the eclipse failed to bring about any transformative effects.
‘I anticipated an overwhelming spiritual experience leading to extraordinary powers and metamorphosis,’ he lamented.
Regrettably, the eclipse did not meet his lofty expectations.
Despite New York City lying beyond the eclipse’s path of totality, observers in the city witnessed the moon obstructing approximately 90 percent of the sun’s disc.
Nevertheless, Tyreak’s assertion that the city did not experience a prolonged period of darkness as the moon traversed the sun is accurate.
While New York City did adopt an eerie ambiance characterized by subdued lighting, it did not plunge into total darkness.
‘We received merely a glimpse, not the entirety,’ Tyreak remarked.
‘The event merely resulted in a slight dimming…and a drop in temperature,’ he remarked. ‘In my assessment, this eclipse warrants a three out of five rating, and that’s me being generous.’
Furthermore, he claimed to have witnessed superior eclipses in the past and humorously commended the eclipse’s publicist and promotional team, treating the solar phenomenon as if it were a renowned celebrity or musician.
‘Whoever is on your team, I trust you compensate them handsomely because based on their promotional efforts, I anticipated a life-altering encounter,’ he stated. ‘Unfortunately, that was not the case.’
Drawing a parallel, Tyreak likened the eclipse to an overrated artist endorsed by major corporations, contrasting them with lesser-known talents struggling in obscurity:
‘This scenario epitomizes the disparity when you have substantial backing: mediocrity and lack of talent can still garner immense attention. Meanwhile, numerous independent eclipses, analogous to unsigned artists, are grappling in obscurity!’