Though my areas of expertise are limited to blogging, sourcing plus-size vintage fashion across the US, and Real Housewives, I feel compelled to offer an alternative perspective on Taylor Swift and her NFL beau Travis Kelce’s dining choices in Los Angeles. It’s important to note that I’m not here to judge how celebrities spend their time or money when it comes to dining out. But Barney’s Beanery, Travis? With all the options available, that’s what your security detail approved?
Below is a subjective list of improved dining and drinking options for this celebrity couple in LA:
Thai Food and Cocktails:
Instead of a beanery, why not suggest a fun, tiny bar serving delicious Thai food and potent drinks? This unidentified spot also has a parking lot, perfect for their limo arrivals. Now that’s what I call a chill and divey atmosphere!
Sushi Deals:
While Nobu in Malibu is undoubtedly fancy and offers beautiful views, Taylor and Travis might appreciate a more surprising, budget-friendly sushi experience. A bargain doesn’t hurt, even for the rich and famous, right? Let’s steer them towards all-you-can-eat sushi deals—a chance to indulge in endless rolls alongside regular folks. And instead of Malibu, how about suggesting Glendale as the next up-and-coming sexy LA neighborhood? They can walk around the Americana like royalty, snacking on Auntie Anne’s pretzels and enjoying that true-love feeling that only sushi at the mall can bring.
Italian Indulgence:
Barney’s Beanery for pizza is a missed opportunity, especially with Little Dom’s offering a superior Italian experience. Imagine them savoring a genuinely tasty margherita pizza among other celebrities or even renting out the entire restaurant for a truly exclusive evening? Now that’s a foodie fantasy!
Malibu Magic:
Okay, maybe Malibu isn’t so passé after all. For a truly magical Malibu experience, I recommend a seafood and beer spot off the freeway with stunning vistas. This unidentified location serves mouthwatering fried shrimp with a side of breathtaking views—a perfect combination for a celebrity couple seeking a unique dining adventure.
Oceanfront Dreams:
Picture this, Taylor Swift enjoying cheeseburger spring rolls with an ocean view as the waves gently crash in the background. That’s what I call a princess moment! Take them to where my partner and I had one of our first dates—a restaurant with an ocean vista. It’s these little-known spots that offer true romance and delicious bites, and every woman deserves that fairy tale.
Remember, these are simply suggestions for alternative dining experiences in LA. Celebrities or not, we all deserve to indulge in great food and create memorable moments.